Alima and her pet, AFIQ

so many things happened last 3days..and i want to write it earlier but dont have time plus, the connection, damn hard to get here at my kampong..CELCOM, not this pls...ok, one of my niece said something really funny yesterday, when i started asking her about her pet, a cat. And guess wht is her cat name is... AFIQ. Yes, Afiq! Ha ha ha ha ha...

me: alima, kucing ima ok?

Alima: ermm...afiq kan, dia beranak...urmm..dia beranak...kan..

Me: Afiq beranak?

Hai...how on earth the male cat can give birth..ok, layan je lah..

Alima:  Afiq beranak..ada lima ekor anak dia...ada laki..ada pempuan *ok, fine,,laki dan pempuan..

Me: mak dia?

Alima: mak dia seekor jah.. *ok, ayah dia bukan playboy..he he ..takkan banyak ekor kot mak dia..

Me: ayah dia?

Alima: ermm..ayah dia MENINGGAL.

LOL!!!!